Strange...

Some of the strange stuff we do, are we compulsive excessive Behavioural problems? #1...Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know thebatteries are getting weak? #2...Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they knowthere is no money in the account? #3...Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billionstars, but check when you say the paint is wet? #4...Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? #5...Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? #6...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? #7...Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? #8...Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? #9...Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? #10..If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? #11..Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? #12..Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? #13..Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? #14..Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? #15..Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? #16..How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? #17..When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" #18..Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? #19..In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? #20..How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? #21..If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try it like your wife told you to do it? #22..And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving! #23...And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Crying Foul..

I was seeing an interview on a Gujarati Channel. The person being interviewed was Aruna Irani. It was sort of a general interview. But when she was asked about "casting couch", her reply was very good. I liked it a lot. She said there is casting couch everywhere and its exists from medieval times. Its not that this thing has started just few years back. And its worlds rule, the one who is powerful exploits the others. Its not that only men do casting couch even women do it. The one who has power will do it. Its simple rule of the nature. And one offers for you to sleep with him/her its up to you to decide. If success and fame is more important to you then anything else in world then you go ahead and sleep with that person. But if you feel that you can gain success by hard work then you can refuse to sleep. There is lot of difference between casting couch and rape. Casting Couch is where the person agrees for sexual or anyother relationship with other person. The affected person wasnt in anyway forced to do it. If it was done forcefully then its rape. And there are lots and lots of women who make sex and their own body a big step in leaping ahead in career. And if the person with whom you have slept doesnt fulfill you dreams then there is no point in crying foul about it. He/She didnt force you, you agreed on your own and went ahead with it. Its not that there is casting couch only in the film industry, its in all walks of life. It happens everywhere. So its upto a persons character whether he / she becomes a victim of casting couch. This doesnt mean that the person forcing the weaker person for any sexual advances to be good or giving them a clean cheat. They are also 100% faulty in this. Sometimes there are situations where because of unavoidable circumstances a person is forced into it. So all in all it depends upon a persons character and situation of his life. Look what Shekhar Suman has to say about casting couch ot Hindustan Times. http://blogsline.in/dipen http://dipenparekh.blogspot.com

Jokes...

Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today? Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it. Teachear:Ramya,what about you? Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet. Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?...... japan Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why?Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?" Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born. Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. Student:(to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink. Teacher:Go run after it. Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class? Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down. Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?' Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."

Funny Newspaper Classifieds...

Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. (check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. (wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it. (uh...huh!)

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. (hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. (nice work!)